There are two kinds of people in the way they think of the coronavirus, there are the ones that defend every mandate, rule, or law an entity such as the government or healthcare makes, and there are the ones that defend life as it always was before the pandemic. As with any divide in society, there are going to be people trying to play all sides of any divide, pretending to be friendly with all while not really being friendly with any.
He/she saw dollar signs in the coronavirus while everyone else saw either no choice but to follow orders, or a fight to keep from losing everything.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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Guy 2: What??!
Guy 1: FUCK CORONAVIRUS I JUST EATED STRANGER'S POOP
Guy 2: Chill bro!
Guy 1: NOW I CAN'T GO TO THE MALL OR AIRPORT I JUST BOUGHT A HOTEL IN RUSSIA FOR $500!!!!
Guy 2: Why you don't go to my hotel?
Guy 1: YOU ARE A NASTY FUCK! YOUR HOTEL IS DIRTY I WANT TO.... *dies*
Guy 2: If you don't believe Coronavirus.... You're dead forever
Guy 1: *Saying "FUUUUUUUUUCK" In his brain*
Guy 2: What??!
Guy 1: FUCK CORONAVIRUS I JUST EATED STRANGER'S POOP
Guy 2: Chill bro!
Guy 1: NOW I CAN'T GO TO THE MALL OR AIRPORT I JUST BOUGHT A HOTEL IN RUSSIA FOR $500!!!!
Guy 2: Why you don't go to my hotel?
Guy 1: YOU ARE A NASTY FUCK! YOUR HOTEL IS DIRTY I WANT TO.... *dies*
Guy 2: If you don't believe Coronavirus.... You're dead forever
Guy 1: *Saying "FUUUUUUUUUCK" In his brain*
by Senickres August 31, 2021
Get the Coronavirus mug.Even a staggering number of deaths such as a couple hundred thousand is still a small number of the world's population, as a couple million is a small number of the world's population. A lightning strike or a shark attack is a real danger, it's not a hoax, and it is potentially deadly, but for how long does each person that watched the movie Jaws or Twister (or saw footage of one of these incidents on the news) let the risk dictate their entire future life (whether they go outside or in the ocean again). A year and a half into the pandemic, you would think people would wake up. For how much longer do you take every order, follow every mandate, and fall into every line you are told to? When will people realize that the darkest hour comes when they allow it by dreaming or sleepwalking instead of waking up and fighting?
The coronavirus can kill you, so can lightning, wild animals, diseases, other people, car accidents, falls, and an endless list of things you can go through life letting fear dictate what you do and don't do. A life not lived seems worse than getting sick, life is worth losing. By living every day, you are endangering yourself and other people, when you drive to work, you are potentially endangering yourself and other people, you are part of the problem like everyone else is, and it's unavoidable.
by The Original Agahnim September 3, 2021
Get the Coronavirus mug.Contrary to popular belief a coronavirus isn’t just Covid-19 (Sars-Cov2 or… you know what fuck it) A coronavirus as stated by the oxford dictionary is “any of a group of RNA viruses that cause a variety of respiratory, gastrointestinal, and neurological diseases in humans and other animals.” There cause your uneducated ass thinks a coronavirus is one single disease. Stop spreading lies. Covid is real but there’s other corona viruses some mild some aren’t. Bitch.
by this username sucks July 8, 2021
Get the Coronavirus mug.This coronavirus is the strangest virus I've ever heard of. It's very dangerous the way it spreads. It is so mysterious the way it lurks in schools, but then dies at B&Q. It is sneaky. It can spread when buying clothes at M&S but not at Tesco. It is non-alcoholic. It can't spread when you are buying beer. It lives for two days on Amazon boxes, you must wait 48 hours to touch them but It can't survive on takeaway coffee cups, so enjoying a hot cup of costa is safe. It is the most curious thing, how it lives on footballs, ballet bars, even loo seats but dies on WWE ropes. It is spread by hair stylists, dog groomers, and dentists, but not by bank tellers, cashiers, and fast food workers. It's so smart. It won’t bother the first 10 people but it knows when the 11th person shows up so be careful if that’s you. It even knows what you want vs what you need. If you want a massage or your nails done it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it but If you need a plumber, it is weak, and a mask will keep it away. It won't affect you in a taxi, but your not allowed to take people in your car. It also seems to be most dangerous after 5:30pm so businesses must start to close before the virus comes out and wreaks havoc upon the populations. Whoever heard of such a smart sneaky virus? 🤔
by UltimateDoge July 10, 2021
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