The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.
My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.
by weezarc June 1, 2010
One who is constantly and franticly putting penis in their mouth or a person who carries the demeanor of one that gobbles cock.
by Elfonzo January 15, 2003
Aaron is such a Cock Gobbler that he ate the whole foot long cock meat sammich by himself and it had extra creamy dressing on it..
by DJNinjaman July 1, 2010
This is when a woman is going down on her man's member during Thanksgiving dinner while gobbling out loud like a turkey when the whole family is sitting down to dinner.
Extra points are given for gobbling like a turkey in front of a homeless man who has also been invited over to Thanksgiving dinner. How nice.
Extra points are given for gobbling like a turkey in front of a homeless man who has also been invited over to Thanksgiving dinner. How nice.
Hey Steve, your sister is a mean cock gobbler... Want to grab dinner sometime? Your sister is invited of course...
by Chief Slapaho June 4, 2013
by daddy March 10, 2004
by 696969696969696969696 February 22, 2018
An individual with loose morals who inserts a phallus into his/her oral cavity, and applies vigorous suction until ejaculation has commenced.
by Darwen Ledger April 11, 2003