often referred to as the 'resident douchebag', you can 100% guarantee that this mf will eat all of your food when high. do not trust this chad with your female because he has been known to swoon.

You know that one guy in high school that that would never shut up? Yeah that's him the generic douche bag, that all the girls like for some reason.

A Chad is a guy who magically appears each time a pot of spaghetti noodles begins to boil. He thinks it’s best to float slowly through life, jelly rollin’ off the obstacles.

He enjoys building nests of pillows and blankets that camouflage him from the rest of the world during his afternoon naps... and his evening naps... and his morning naps.

His cackles and commentary make even the most unwatchable movie hilarious. However, you might have to watch from the floor because Chad’s don’t share couches. Chad’s do hoard couches though and you will usually find an assortment of these throughout their homes that may or may not have a person on them passed out from the night before. Chad’s don’t let friends drink and drive.

an asshole. A thankless, over becoming individual from Florida who previously devolved in the marshes. Treats people like garbage and has the entitlement of the spawn of trump. He will sell you a membership, renege on its terms, yell at you for not buying enough of his “Chad juice” and also deride you when you dare offer an opinion on the said juice. He, Chad, the first of his name shall forever live in infamy.

Chapped Hole And Dick.

Chad: opposite of a chode, rather than short and fat it is long and skinny.

(N) to acquire goods for a ridiculously cheap price.