Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but different. Here's how: the Woman prepares herself with herbal laxatives beforehand. After performing anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and applies a dripping mustache to the woman using the side of the penis. If done properly, the woman should have a large mustache resembling that of oatmeal salesman Wilfred Brimley. Also sometimes referred to as the Wilfred or the Dirty Brimley

A small town in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, 20 minutes west of Sault Ste. Marie on the shore of Lake Superior.

Whiskey and Gravy, best served hot.

verb.

To eat so many sugary foodstuffs at one time that one risks becoming diabetic. Refers to Wilford Brimley's famous Liberty Medical commercials where he talks about his "diabeetus".

He'd like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

a jackass on horseback who cannot pronounce the word Diabetes correctly.

To be performed during oral sex.
At the point of climax, the male being given fellatio removes his penis and ejaculates onto the upper lip of his partner, giving her a thick jizz mustache; much like that of Wilford Brimley.