A person, Who after a one night stand, In an act of dominance, While their partner in the act lies asleep beside them, decides to produce a steaming shit on the sheets without waking them, And proceeds to flee the scene, thus making them a Shit Sheet Bandit.

a little puppet from a show in the old cartoon days has a revolver he also wears a cowboy hat

originating in paper mario:color splash, he randomly appears on level select and will suck the colors out of a random level. if you reach where he wants to go (that place can be identified by a card) you start a battle with him.

To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth or the eye socket of another person while they are sleeping. Then latter showing them a photo or evidence of I happening, but no evidence of who it was.

A brother-sister pair of notorious food critics that are so racist all they use are colors to determine the taste of the food. Sadly enough, I had them for dinner and they judged every thing by its color. Now- everything that's red, is now spicy, therefore, raspberries are spicy. But- they have made things more fair- there are MANY different weird shades of red.. sadly enough, thanks to them.

a man or women who steals your lotion and is dressed like a bandit

someone who comments on everything a person posts on facebook