When your mates are driving a car and you're on the roof screwing a girl whilst flapping your arms like an albatross.
Dave's got the best car for an albatross flight.
by Supersmoothrockstarplatypus January 23, 2009
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The coolest of the cool. Used to indicated the epitome of awesome. The best situation possible.
"You and me, baby, we are sittin outside with the hookah. This is so albatross!"
"Did you really kick ass on that last test? That is so albatross."
"My favorite movie, Star-Trek, is albatross!"
by Beni G May 10, 2009
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The former level 60 orc hunter on the smolderthorn server. His guild, Énvy, was the first native smolderthorn guild to down nefarian. Also known as big bird.
Albatross was the fifth hunter with Rhok'delar.
by Alba T. Ross December 13, 2007
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something that flies around the sun, and closely resembles a pilk dog
wow that is one big ass albatross
by Jon Mueller June 22, 2004
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1. A man who refuses to show any enthusiam towards work or any other activity other than squash or drinking beer and eating a steak.

2. A man willing to engage in a sexual act that involves lying on his back, taking one in the shitter, the mouth and wanking off two others.
by mooroobool November 12, 2013
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V.
to bring bad luck by accident/circumstance; to jinx.

Taken from "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner", a narrative poem in which a sailor shoots and kills an albatross, a seabird said to bring good luck to sailors. The killer is cursed to spend eternity wandering the Antarctic Ocean unless he confesses his sin.

He drifts alone for several years, but finally prays for forgiveness and is saved, gaining a respect for God's creation in the process (the moral of the poem).

Invented at Michigan Lutheran High School.
Bob: We lost the football playoffs; who shot the albatross?
Alice: I did; I accidentally spilled some salt at lunch...

Alice: Don't cross your legs when playing poker. That's the poker equivalent of shooting an albatross.

Bob: If you end up on the cover of a Madden game, you'll shoot the albatross, so to speak, and end your career.
by HC Drezz March 08, 2011
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The first Saturday of April is Albatross Day.

What is this day, you ask? Well, the Albatross, a beautiful bird that brings luck to those it chooses to follow, is a main symbol in the poem "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" by Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

Iron Maiden also has a song about the poem if you are interested.

In the poem, the mariner kills the albatross that follows his ship. By choosing to kill the bird, the mariner and his crew are cursed until the day that they die, doomed to have bad luck FOREVER. The curse is a psychological and physical burden that cannot be escaped!!!!!

Ultimately, the mariner had the chance to be lucky for the rest of his life, but he fucked it up. On the first Saturday of every April, YOU have the chance to create your own luck, to find your own albatross.

"Albatross" can also be used to replace the word "luck".
Hey, are you going to the Albatross Day?
FUCK YEAH!

What an albatross day this is!
by bananahammockyeah March 28, 2011
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