A new-age name for God. Like, even more new-age than "Jesus."
Atheist: Abe doesn't exist.
Abe: Yes I do.
Atheist: Oh. Oh... Wow...

Devout follower: WWAD? What Would Abe Do?
by GodlyAbe May 10, 2005
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somethign thtas on a guy and thats fuckng hottttttttttt
and they make guys turn gay
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Yo sexy lemme see ure abs
by yo mama May 23, 2003
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The role you play in the PS game "Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee".
Abe is the best darn floor-waxer in RuptureFarms also just happens to be the millennial Hero selected by fate to rescue his fellow Mudokons from slavery
by DresdenDoll May 24, 2009
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Abe is short for Abraham Lincoln. It is used to refer to nickle bags of marijuana. It is used to appear inconspicuous/innocent.
"Wheres Abe at?"

Translation: Where can I find $5 worth of weed to purchase.
by Mr Moosey June 02, 2011
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Usually involves of a wrench, a pillow, an insulin needle, and a pissed off Bi-Polar Drunkard, known as Shannon O'Houlihan.

Person 1: how the hell is that drunkard chasing the kid with an insulin needle?

Person 2: Thats Shannon, i bet that poor kid stole Shannon's favorite wrench and pillow again... poor poor soul...

Person 3: EVERYONE SAVE YOURSELVES!!!! It's a Shannon O'Houlihan!!! he will have ABS with everyone!!! arrrrgggghhh

That was some serious ABS we had last night, I haven't worked up a sweat like that since I was a teenager
by NeWolf June 14, 2011
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An extremely unattractive snaggletoothed virgin female with full-on Abe Lincoln facial hair (stache, beard, sideburns)
OMG did you see that chick?? She is totally an Abe!
by Sweet_Melissa December 09, 2010
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Slang for "Nigger" in Arabic.

Whulla these Abeds stink worse than my mother's falafel.
by KWK April 06, 2009
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