This one cutie's birfday (Prolly Pearl's birfday)

The day when you walk down the street and see things such as sticks from bottle rockets, and remnants of Roman candles scattered in lawns and in gutters, and the occasional "banana peeled" mailbox that got that way because some asshaberdasher shoved a lighted M80 or M500 illegal firecracker into it the night before.

November 5th is national slap ass day slap anyones ass its fine (DO NOT GET CAUGHT IF UR AT SCHOOL)

The last base, to have anal sex with a woman or man. Anal sex has been classified as the most deep sexual connection since being the most late and controversial kind of sex.

The first base is the French Kiss, the second base is touching the nether regions, the third base is oral sex, the fourth base is vaginal sex and the fifth base is anal sex. Through some people will consider BDSM as the Sixth Base.

The day the Seattle Sound died.

First we lost Kurt Cobain (Leadsinger and guitarist from Nirvana) in 1994 and then 8 years later in 2002 also Layne Staley. (Leadsinger from Alice in Chains)

February 5th will be national slap a Madison day

When ever u find a Madison slap em’

the hardest ghetto in Houston and one of the most notorious ghettos in America