the middle of 1 and 3.
me: "you know why 2 is so great?"
math teacher: "why"
me: "because it is in the middle of 1 and 3"
math teacher: "leave the class, now"
math teacher: "why"
me: "because it is in the middle of 1 and 3"
math teacher: "leave the class, now"
by groucho max December 15, 2008
by HeyItsErik April 02, 2017
When a phone service company has you on hold and your option for help is *2. Also when someone is being a total asshole and is not helping when they should and just tells you to *2.
John, my phone is not working.
John: "Press *2"
John, my house is on fire.
John: "Oh, just press *2"
John, I am pregnant.
John: "Sounds like another *2"
John: "Press *2"
John, my house is on fire.
John: "Oh, just press *2"
John, I am pregnant.
John: "Sounds like another *2"
by snockerbocker July 31, 2009
The female genitalia. Comprised of two inner lips and two outer lips, which make up the 2-2. Also known as {tutu}, or two-two, this term is often used in place of more crude choices such as {pussy}, {cunt}, or when speaking to children - in place of anotomically scary or mature words such as {vagina}.
"Let's {69}! I will put my mouth on your {tool}, and you can put your mouth on my 2-2!"
"Okay Sally, remember that when you take a bath, you have to wash your 2-2 really well."
"Okay Sally, remember that when you take a bath, you have to wash your 2-2 really well."
by Shae D October 19, 2006
When explaining your actions concerning K/D spread in a video game. Happens when your kill count is twice your death count.
"Dude you were rubbish."
"You say that but i was on a 2 for the first half of the game and then I fell apart."
"You say that but i was on a 2 for the first half of the game and then I fell apart."
by flemojacksmob August 31, 2009
by Trilluminaughty November 11, 2014
by hujo_ojuh May 17, 2007