Middle-aged, nouveau riche, stuck up woman - found predominantely in the shopping centres of Western Europe. 10 years ago they would have been a humble but worthwhile housewife, now they are obnoxious, soulless demons, living only for their next golden purchase - trampling all in their path.
A horrible product of capitalism and god only knows how their twisted offspring will turn out. It may be time to head for the hills.

2 Big-Eyes Silent Motherfucker

To stay up all night, texting/talking with another until someone stops making sense because of how sleepy they become.

When two people are owling a lot throughout a course of time, they are termed owl partners

A common acronymn for Old White Lady. The OWL is a single nocturnal predatory female between the ages of 37 and 50 that hangs around clubs and bars that do not befit her age, trying to swoop down to pick up young prey (men ages 18-30). Owls fancy themselves as followers of modern trends and music and can be found driving around town in their Volvo sedans, often wearing jeans with suit tops and high heals (basically their professional work attire - sub jeans for the pant-suit pants). These women search for youth through young and often under-employed males.

Our Whole Lives-
the kick ass UU version of Sex ed.

An "emo" band from Chicago, Illinois, started by Tim Kinsella and members of the former Cap'n Jazz. The band lasted only from 2001-2002, but it was still able to further the unique sound of the Kinsella brothers and make a name for itself within the emo and indie scenes. Tim and Sam went on to form Joan of Arc, Sam and Victor played together in Ghosts and Vodka, and Mike Kinsella went on to pursue his solo project "Owen".

When a woman is playing with a man's testicles and accidentally twists them too hard causing the man extreme pain.