To this day it is still not known what or who Richard is. He will appear in your bathroom at 3 am and will proceed to use your shower for two hours. He is known to wear an S10 gas mask and boxers only but occasionally will wear full SAS black load out. He also has a bread stick that he always takes with him and it so stale that it is hard as stone. He is usually accepted as an entity that protects people but he will attack terrorists, murderers, rapists and etc.
"Bro the "Richard" will protect us if something happens."
by Dildo Nibba April 02, 2019
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Heart of gold. He is extremely kind and always compassionate. Puts others first before himself, but still manages to have a thoughtful opinion and holds true to his beliefs. The best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. Beautiful eyes, great body, FANTASTIC hair, impeccably dressed. Extremely intelligent. Knows so much about the world and the people around him. Could talk to him for hours about nothing. Very mature for his age. He knows what he wants and how to get it. Someone you will always want to have by your side-- your life will change once you meet him.
Im so in love with Richard Erlandson.
by snaveylime97 July 20, 2017
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Richard is someone who is honest and sweet and kind and he sometimes get confused on things but is a good person to hang around. He is very handsome and cares about all people and he is special And richard will help save the world
You are a good Richard
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Nothing compares. Ladies drop their panties for you. Mr. Steal yo gurl. One of a kind. Lover and a fighter. Not one to mess with. Compassionate, loyal and loving. Get yourself a Richard.
He must be a Richard.

There is just something about Richard.
by Rich Vicious December 01, 2016
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A common name for a man’s penis.
Is that a phone in your pocket or is Richard happy to see me?
by Ric.Hard October 07, 2014
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The act of being slightly retarded. Acting like a Richard.
You just stuck your dick into an man whores dick blender, what are you Richarded?!
by Octavusprime November 10, 2011
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