"hang on im almost done"
"thats what she said"

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."

"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."

"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

I was in gym class and we were doing rock climbing. I'd just put my harness on and was adjusting it, but having some trouble. Then I put the rope on, tightened the harness, and it hurt. Without even thinking about it, I said to the boy standing next to me, "This hurts between my legs." That's what she said (TWSS)

Girl: "Aww. It was supposed to be fun, but I couldn't even stay awake."
Boy: "That's what she said!"

(TV Commercial for excercise equiptment) : Do you like it hard?
(Boy # 1) : Thats what she said !
(Boy # 2) : What are you talking about?
(Boy # 1) : If you say 'Thats what she said' after someting to make it sound sexual, it's funny.
(Boy # 2) : Oh okay, I get it.

Robert: Man last night was fun
Mike: Thats what she said!
Robert:...no, just, no.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!