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Not the parent of an infant/infants
Baby, I went to the doctor and they said I'm pregnant!

What? thats not my child.. I never had sex with you.
by peace be still November 12, 2017
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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