moot 1: hey have you seen that new funny video that thatmexicanfurry posted?
moot 2: ya, THEY are so funny
moot 1: wanna fuck? only if you are not a minor, because as such i, myself may be hot and you yourself are hot i have no confirmation of legal age.
moot 2: ok sure, im only doing this because I’m hot.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz