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Damn, she's got a thatch!!
by Keeri January 09, 2004
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May 18 Word of the Day
When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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Two thighs that look like a snatch. (Vagina)
Man, did you see that fat girl?
Yeah, she definitely has a Thatch.
by DexterMorgan February 08, 2011
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Never a heifah twat or drug. Just a simple last name for black beautiful people
Nigel Thatch
by Forever Love! July 14, 2010
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someone who tries and fails to finger girls in movie theaters. when said failing they tend to finger the anus instead.
"dude! john pulled a t-hatch last night!"
"what?!"
"yeah! he fingered her ass hole!"
by modeff July 12, 2009
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A peculiar bouquet of butthole hairs inadvertently left on the toilet seat where the bung typically rests.

ass hair toilet dookie Shit
OMG! Viet Doan left a thatch on the toilet seat and didn’t even bother to clean it up before I could blast a dook.
by crouching tiger, hidden viet September 14, 2010
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