When one masturbates with a condom on
Guy 1: I could never cheat on my girlfriend, I think I love her.
Guy2: If the buildup get's too much for you, you can borrow one of my condoms, have a wank royale.
Guy 2: Oh thanks dude
by The Stone Age March 02, 2021
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The component part around which most wank stations are built. This can range from basic units, commonly known as chairs, through to multilevel masterbation apparatus.
I wouldn't sit there, that's Dan's wank seat
by Colin Bucket August 07, 2020
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when yu finna nut but its so good that yu shit yurself
oh yea na it’s just a casual wank shit Sunday.
by daddy’s rookie April 18, 2018
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irish rural word.. its a term to put somebody down when they do something wrong
you broke that widow , you wank spamp
by irelandman May 01, 2010
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When you’re soo sweaty after a wank ( for going at it too hard) you develop spots on your back
“These wank spots I have are getting on my nerves
by Midge05 October 03, 2021
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This is the BEST insult. It hails from Scotland or ireland. You can use it on your friends or people you hate.
(Haggis mcginnis) piss off ya wank stain!!!

(Kilt mc gee) me? A wank stain? Your the wank stain!!!

(The angry Scots man) we are all wankstains leave it as that yeah?
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