Testicles. So called because that is where the fluid that comes out when you ejaculate is stored.

A 'wank tassel' is an individual who pisses you off like a wanker, but is also useful in the same way a nipple tassel is mainly nice to look at.

When you are sleeping next to a loves one and you need to run one out, you roll over to one side and masturbate undetected.

The images played out in your "wank bank" as you proceed to knock one out

Imaginative stimulation when there is no pornographic material to hand

When a musician, often in a "jam" band, sensually makes extended love to their instrument's fret board in an indulgent effort to display their improvisational skill.

The debut album from clunge for grunge

A word used to show the emotion of "I 100% cannot be fucked with this!"