Urban Dictionary: that’s wank

Guy 1: I could never cheat on my girlfriend, I think I love her.
Guy2: If the buildup get's too much for you, you can borrow one of my condoms, have a wank royale.
Guy 2: Oh thanks dude

by The Stone Age March 02, 2021

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Wank Seat

The component part around which most wank stations are built. This can range from basic units, commonly known as chairs, through to multilevel masterbation apparatus.

I wouldn't sit there, that's Dan's wank seat

by Colin Bucket August 07, 2020

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Wank shit

when yu finna nut but its so good that yu shit yurself

oh yea na it’s just a casual wank shit Sunday.

by daddy’s rookie April 18, 2018

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wank socket

A wank socket is a females genitalia

Oh I'd love to have a go of that wank socket

by TRIGGBLOKE June 04, 2021

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wank spamp

irish rural word.. its a term to put somebody down when they do something wrong

you broke that widow , you wank spamp

by irelandman May 01, 2010

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wank spots

When you’re soo sweaty after a wank ( for going at it too hard) you develop spots on your back

“These wank spots I have are getting on my nerves”

by Midge05 October 03, 2021

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Wank stain

This is the BEST insult. It hails from Scotland or ireland. You can use it on your friends or people you hate.

(Haggis mcginnis) piss off ya wank stain!!!

(Kilt mc gee) me? A wank stain? Your the wank stain!!!

(The angry Scots man) we are all wankstains leave it as that yeah?

by ན ིི ཀ ཀ ོོ ཀ ེེ ན ད འ ལ ལ July 03, 2021

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