by Oof ur mom gay March 29, 2018
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A joke that involves making fun of your own mom, made popular by Muscleman from the Regular Show.
The basic format is
You know who else _____(action)_____
The basic format is
You know who else _____(action)_____
Person 1: I like using the computer.
Person 2:You know who else likes using the computer, MY MOM!!!
More examples:
You know who else needs supervision, MY MOM!!!
You know who else rocks this hard, MY MOM!!!!
You know who else has the best tacos in the city, MY MOM!!!
You know who else says ugh, MY MOM!!!
my mom jokes rule
Person 2:You know who else likes using the computer, MY MOM!!!
More examples:
You know who else needs supervision, MY MOM!!!
You know who else rocks this hard, MY MOM!!!!
You know who else has the best tacos in the city, MY MOM!!!
You know who else says ugh, MY MOM!!!
my mom jokes rule
by Antas May 26, 2011
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by nobody else here March 20, 2017
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a "reality" dating show, that has even worse acting and one-liners than all the other shitty MTV dating shows. The object of the show is someone dating the candidates mother, one of which is hotter than their daughter, and one team of girls are insanely fat.
1. MTVeenager- LyKe OmGz Dat mI mOM WuZ S00000000 GooD L4sTN1GhT!11!!11!! LOLERZ
me- *dies*
2. Date My Mom has worse acting than internet hardcore.
me- *dies*
2. Date My Mom has worse acting than internet hardcore.
by ThroatSlit May 07, 2006
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Yo! My mom is on the browser!
by Momonthebrowser October 23, 2018
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Friend:You wanna jump off the Himalayas with me?
Wimp:I think my mom's calling!
Friend:Oh,ok.
Next Day, BEEp! Text: having so much fun at the himalayas wish u came?
Wimp:No, I"m trying something new
Friend:Oh, what is it?
Wimp: Got to go my mom is calling!
Few min later, Wimp: Phew, I should say this more often!
Wimp:I think my mom's calling!
Friend:Oh,ok.
Next Day, BEEp! Text: having so much fun at the himalayas wish u came?
Wimp:No, I"m trying something new
Friend:Oh, what is it?
Wimp: Got to go my mom is calling!
Few min later, Wimp: Phew, I should say this more often!
by dictionary_peep November 13, 2019
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