person 1: the other day I was driving down the street and I saw your ex on the street asking for money like a bum
person: that’s caaaap

or

person 1: dude my song dropped yesterday and it’s number 1 on billboard
person 2: that’s cap I just checked and it that drake song

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak