Goofus: Unnnnggghhhh *Frrrrrp* *PLOP*
Gallant: What the...oh for fucks sake what the fuck just rolled down your leg out of your shorts?
Goofus: *Groan in relief* I'm so sorry dawg. I just trumped in my pants after voting yes on Prop number 2. Didn't wear my BVD's today so the turd base jumped out of my asshole and onto the floor with total ease bro. You should try it sometime, let the republicans deal with the mess after they lose, they earned it hahaha!
Gallant: I will not try it sometime! What the fuck is the matter with you!? You first shit your pants in the Ross changing room and now this!? You're a taxpayer goddamnit! Stop shitting your pants and act like one!
Gallant: What the...oh for fucks sake what the fuck just rolled down your leg out of your shorts?
Goofus: *Groan in relief* I'm so sorry dawg. I just trumped in my pants after voting yes on Prop number 2. Didn't wear my BVD's today so the turd base jumped out of my asshole and onto the floor with total ease bro. You should try it sometime, let the republicans deal with the mess after they lose, they earned it hahaha!
Gallant: I will not try it sometime! What the fuck is the matter with you!? You first shit your pants in the Ross changing room and now this!? You're a taxpayer goddamnit! Stop shitting your pants and act like one!
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The trumpness of Trump never ceases to amaze me, with how overly trumpish his trumpery out-trumps his own trumpness, time and time again.
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Making a claim or offering an opinion on a subject for which you have absolutely no experience or knowledge; Talking out of your ass; Derived from the surname Trump for obvious reasons. Always capitalized to distinguish from the homonym trumping.
-"I hate my brother-in-law . All day long he's Trumping online about economic injustice and he drives a fucking Bentley!"
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When a woman is inappropriately touched, grouped or kissed on the lips by a man without her permission.
A man sitting next to a woman on a plane who is a stranger and grabs her by the pussy without her permission when this happens she has been Trumped.
by geraldatwork November 14, 2016
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by lughat October 10, 2016
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Whereby all words spoken sound just like farts being unleashed. It is often seen in those who enjoy speaking for the sake of hearing their own voices; those who use superfluous words for the sake of using them, are also accused often of trumping.
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