Dave during 2021: Things couldn't get any worse, right?
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.
Dave: *turns on the tv* A new virus called "Air Aids" has appeared. It originated in San Francisco and started spreading through Atlanta. If you're homosexual, you already have it, and you're gonna die. All straight people and non-faggots shall remain indoors until we get it sorted out.
Dave: Of course. Things CAN get worse.
by Stupid Af July 20, 2021
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Person 1: shit I hooked up with this haggard chick last night
Person 2: things in the world that aren't up, this conversation.
Person 2: things in the world that aren't up, this conversation.
by ONEYERYE May 26, 2014
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Things now you're well? is a less common phrase used by Irish people. It is more common in the south of Ireland. Roughly translated it means: How are you?
'Things'... everything you care about.
'Now'...currently.
'You're'...you are.
'Well?'...feeling alright about them?
'Things'... everything you care about.
'Now'...currently.
'You're'...you are.
'Well?'...feeling alright about them?
'Hey Billy. Things now you're well?'
'Not too bad Aisling. Not too bad. Things now?'
'Era, can't complain.'
'Not too bad Aisling. Not too bad. Things now?'
'Era, can't complain.'
by yourbuddy007 April 01, 2014
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A cancerous Facebook group, riddled with lefties, claiming to be neither left nor right wing. That's a blatant lie, obviously. Members there take issue with how fucked up America is, posting mainly about the lack of gun control and inaccessible healthcare.
Anyone with an opposing viewpoint is bullied, called any kind of existing/non-existent ...-phobe, muted and/or removed.
'Things only Americans think are debatable' is used to express disdain at American ('Seppo') actions.
Anyone with an opposing viewpoint is bullied, called any kind of existing/non-existent ...-phobe, muted and/or removed.
'Things only Americans think are debatable' is used to express disdain at American ('Seppo') actions.
Alyssa: I've just left this awful group called 'Things only Americans think are debatable'.
John: Oh yeah, I was kicked out of that last February because I questioned the leftist claim of there being 843 genders.
Alyssa: Omg how terrible, bet you were called a transphobe and white supremacist.
John: Oh yeah, I was kicked out of that last February because I questioned the leftist claim of there being 843 genders.
Alyssa: Omg how terrible, bet you were called a transphobe and white supremacist.
by bigboobies007 August 11, 2019
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Person 1: Hey, wybtpsfmt?
Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1: Would you buy that purple sweater for me tomorrow?
Person 2: Wow, that is one of the many things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym
Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1: Would you buy that purple sweater for me tomorrow?
Person 2: Wow, that is one of the many things that aren't shorter if you say the acronym
by ishouldfinishmyhomework February 24, 2016
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(please see “things that did not exist in 2009“ for a full and accurate depiction of 2009.)
1. not me.
2. not my brother simon.
3. hermione granger from Harry Potter.
4. pepperidge farms.
5. the english language.
that’s it.
1. not me.
2. not my brother simon.
3. hermione granger from Harry Potter.
4. pepperidge farms.
5. the english language.
that’s it.
by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
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It is sort of like the "that's what she said" jokes. You say it in response to someone saying something that may soun weird out of context. It's only known reference is in the Netflix movie Wine Country.
by AnUnkownPerson123456789 June 29, 2019
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