Typically fat fuck coaches who fail to attract a wife so they take it out on the o-line
My offensive line coach sure is a fat fuck
by Spidalicka July 15, 2017
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When someone chooses to get a tan so dark that it becomes offensive to Hispanics and African Americans.
Tanner: I'm going to get a tan today.
*tanner comes out of tanning salon*

Friend:damn girl, you're so tan. You're like "offensively tan" I'm so jells.
by Fancypanski February 20, 2014
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A person who rebound off their rebound with who they were originally rebounding from
A guy Matt rebounds from Susan with Hannah but then performs an offensive rebound from Hannah with Susan.
by MORMONCOCK April 30, 2019
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Use of a snowboard, or anything else, as an offensive or preemptive weapon, instead of as an interpretive tool or progression tool to tell a group's story, foster communities, or improve ties among and between them.
"Oh, man, those people won't clear out from the bottom of the unloading ramp- offensive strike!!!"
by Ninja Clan Lord February 03, 2017
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A large medieval style weapon, usually with an array of spikes, poison tips, skulls, and other heinous accessories. Usually only wielded by the most in human of men. The size of their kanckles and Arnold Schwarzenegger back muscles alone could be considered “offensive weapons.”
Lord Umbar the Merciless was last seen beating the entire towns people with his offensive weapon upon their face, chest, and neck areas. No one survived!
by LordSoth June 04, 2019
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The single best and most meta playstyle in the video game Overwatch, those who play it are usually the best players of their game.
Player 1: why is no one playing offensive widowmaker? we'll never win!
Player 2: don't worry, i got this.
by jim_odeur January 25, 2017
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