an odd or unusual expression, devoid of meaning, which brings about an intense feeling of confusion, while making the speaker out to look like an ASS_HOLE
friend: "fuck youponch, i'm gonna derch out."
another friend: "wow! that's a chloe."
Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by NassimTaleb.