Womanitis

What you refer to about the random, out-of-nowhere, BS that never has any reason that women come up with to:

A) Ruin a relationship
B) Randomly get angry at you
C) and subsequently pissing YOU off too

1) Guy 1: "Man I'm so pissed off"

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "My on-and-off girlfriend randomly got angry at me when I looked at her, it doesn't make any sense."

Guy 2: "Buddy, WOMANITIS doesn't make any sense,"

Guy 1: "True that."

by Invasian June 4, 2009

Not a woman

prob a woman. Idk check for a ballsack

Broski 1: Dude I had sex ashly
Broski 2: same
Broski 1: only thing though she had a ballsack
Broski 2: dude that was not a woman that was my fucking grandfather

by Yert August 27, 2021

Womanizer

A generall guy who has his way with the lady's. Usually a smooth talking guy a real charmer. A guy who's very caramastic a very laid back guy. The guy who can get a woman to take her knickers of with in a few minuets of knowing each other . Just the guy who's the go to guy, the sherif round town. A man who steals woman's virginties in the process making them into a woman

"Look at him he's definitely a womanizer."

by Bigfodrob November 21, 2014

woman

a hologram cuz u never touched one. gottem

guy 1: did u ever touch a woman
guy 2: no i play video games

by ptfiletexd February 22, 2021

The Woman

A Neek a geek

Who is named the woman,

A girl that steps on my cheese puffs

by The Writer 3 May 7, 2022

The Woman

(n.)
1. The female equivalent of "The Man". An extremely high form of praise usually used to describe a girl who is highly respected and highly attractive. A female is usually referred to as "The Woman" after doing and saying things that are worthy of respect on a daily basis.

"Dude she's sick at frisbee. She's The Woman!"

by youcouldcallmetheman September 3, 2006

WOMAN

not a man

woman

by 100100021299101 September 10, 2019