Urban Dictionary: that Gift's

The Gift

Pronunciation: 'gift
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give

1 : a shitless wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient

1 : "Oh man, I just recieved THE GIFT today, I took a heinous dump and went to wipe what I thought would be a shitty ass and I was clean. God has been good to me."

2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtleheading. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe."

by SRS December 01, 2004

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GIFt

a .gif file used as a gift.

Sam gave me a sweet GIFt -- two hot chicks making out over and over again!

by greenknight04 November 25, 2010

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GIFT

egotistical, a person who thinks they're Gods GIFT to the world.

That guy is such a gift.

by Stitchface December 01, 2003

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G.I.F.T.

Grandma I'd Fuck Tonight.
Whether her and her kids are sluts at a young age or you're just really into wrinkles, her shaggy poon is a Gift to you.

"I don't care how many little bastards she's got, I'd still pound that Gift's decrepit old ass."

by godofapathy February 21, 2008

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gift

It means poison in German, one of a couple of words that sound like English but have funny meanings in German.

Rad or cool.

Das Gift stinkt wie Updawg.

That flip was so gift.

by papermachete November 02, 2005

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gifted

To leave a large turd in the toilet for the next person to flush. The "gifter" usualy takes the used toilet paper with them to maximize the effect and puts the lid down for the suprise.

I gifted my roommate this morning. He screamed when he lifted the toilet lid.

by golfpunk July 26, 2007

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Gifting

In states where weed laws have recently changed and dispensaries can't legally sell recreationally, people will sell books for a large amount of cash and included with the book is a 'gift' which is generally marijuana.

Mark: Yea bro, even though it's legal now, I still have to have it gifted to me. You're lucky you live in Cali.

Tyler: Haha feel you bro, Michigan on some BS! But still, THANK GOD FOR GIFTING!

by TheMilkMan69 July 06, 2019

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