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a big purple dude that shouldn’t of died in endgame. everyone loved him. he has lots of wrinkles and will forever be loved.
look at that näg over there!! he probably likes thanis!!!
by lilcrapnägsoup October 14, 2019
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Thani is the name of some who is typically a boy who is very goofy and handsome. They are kind most days but can be very mean in a bad mood. They're usually are trouble makers/planners, They often try to get a reaction by saying dumb/mean/kind stuff. They gain and lose interest very quickly, unless they think you're attractive. He often does very dumb stuff that he might regret. They learn very quickly, but often don't care about their experience and try making up a solution on the spot.
Thani: (doing something stupid he'll regret later)
Girl: ooo what's that boys name?
Girl 2: Oh.. That's Thani, Don't get close he's a trouble maker.
by 69DickSuxer69UrMumGay April 17, 2019
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Half/Asian boy that is hopefully not a gigalo. Mysterious and quiet. Also EXTREMELY attractive.
HB is a thanis.
by HelenaBrown May 20, 2015
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Is the strongest man alive and very kind but sometimes he loses control and go crazy
Thani is stronger than thanos
by AW1ws February 02, 2020
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A cocky but very unattractive person who has phone sex with girls whether they were cute or ugly. Sike! he'd sext/phone sex a dog to beat his meat any day anytime. A person who goes around daring girls and talking behind they're backs, oblivious of the fact that they're all friends and know what he's doing, laughing behind their screens.
Omg! have you seen this dude on tumblr who sexted me begging for pics of me and my sis making out? Ugh! he's such a Thani.
Hey babe, I'm feeling cocky. Lets Thani it up tonight.

Stop messaging me you fucking perv! I dont sext, dont pull a classic Thani on me.
by Fglybitch May 22, 2019
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He’s a pro player he scrims navi he’s so good at siege I love him so much he so pro he plays with g2 he’s so cool professional t4 player I wana be like him
by Spexz February 27, 2021
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