Tragic Fucking Millenial Bitch: an individual who does not have a plan and chooses to snapchat problems instead of fixing them. In short, a victim who does nothing to solve the problem.
Bryan: “someone help my oh my god everything’s flooding”
John: “we will not be victims, TRAGIC FUCKING MILLENIAL BITCH!”
John: “don’t be a tfmb”
John: “we will not be victims, TRAGIC FUCKING MILLENIAL BITCH!”
John: “don’t be a tfmb”
by Novice Wordsmith November 19, 2017
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
tfmb
Tragic Fucking Millenial Bitch: an individual who does not have a plan and chooses to snapchat problems instead of fixing them. In short, a victim who does nothing to solve the problem.
Tragic Fucking Millenial Bitch: an individual who does not have a plan and chooses to snapchat problems instead of fixing them. In short, a victim who does nothing to solve the problem.
Bryan: “someone help my oh my god everything’s flooding”
John: “we will not be victims, TRAGIC FUCKING MILLENIAL BITCH!”
John: “don’t be a tfmb”
John: “we will not be victims, TRAGIC FUCKING MILLENIAL BITCH!”
John: “don’t be a tfmb”
by Novice Wordsmith November 19, 2017
The Future Mrs. Bieber; often used by preteen girls to describe their desire to marry Justin Bieber.
by superfrou234 April 02, 2011
Tragic Fucking Millenial Bitch: An especially whiny and dramatic Millenial who whines about problems instead of fixing them.
Brian ran around screaming for help in his Snapchat story like a TFMB instead of solving the fucking problem.
by AintNoCityHands November 19, 2017
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