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To speak intimately sexual with your partner or cyber soulmate online, or in a text message. Either online with an instant messenger, or using a text message system on your cell phone or Blackberry, etc.
Email can be very exciting, but it is not as textual as a session on Yahoo with your cyber soulmate.
by syber_satyr January 25, 2005
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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of, pertaining to or for sex while in a text messaging conversation

occurring between two or more individuals in an intimate text messaging relationship
I don't think I can go down that path with you Kevin. I prefer to keep our relationship "textual."
by ssr March 17, 2008
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Getting sexual with text messages.
I got aroused when our text messages went textual.
by Cat-in-the-Hat November 29, 2004
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Describing sexual relations comitted via Internet text, and especially via chat programs, a la MSN Messenger/AIM/etc.
by seann May 24, 2006
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Text messages from cell phone to cell phone with naughty and promiscious content. The text message's equivalent to phone sex.
Baby, are you going to send me some more textual messages, tonight?
by Bailey Schaff November 26, 2006
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