by Road Pirate March 5, 2011
The alpha numeric keys on your phone used to send a text message. QWERTY refers to the order in which your texticles are laid out. Some texticles are large, and some are small enough to cause you to hit the wrong key and mis-spell a word.
A. Your girlfriend borrowed my phone and had her fingers all over my texticles.
B. That girl was texting so fast she broke one of her texticles.
C. My texticles are so big they make her hands look small.
B. That girl was texting so fast she broke one of her texticles.
C. My texticles are so big they make her hands look small.
by Pepsieholik February 6, 2010
An individual who incessantly sends you text messages about topics you really have no desire to talk about, especially when anticipating communication from an attractive member of the opposite sex.
Jake (looking at his phone): "Dude, it's another freaking text from Laz about LeBron James. He's sent me six in the last three minutes!"
Scott: "Just turn your damn phone off!"
Jake: "But I can't ... I'm awaiting a text or call from Olga the Lingerie Model about our date tomorrow. Laz is such a texticle."
Scott: "No ... He just needs to get laid."
Scott: "Just turn your damn phone off!"
Jake: "But I can't ... I'm awaiting a text or call from Olga the Lingerie Model about our date tomorrow. Laz is such a texticle."
Scott: "No ... He just needs to get laid."
by J.L. de Plancha July 10, 2010
To have difficulties text messaging either due to a jacked up cell phone, network, or just plain sore fingers.
I couldnt text message any of my friends all day long. My phone was not sending any of my text messages. I had a serious case of texticle dysfunction.
by Railin' August 8, 2008
by The 'stupid Guys of class2011 August 10, 2008
When you (a dude) forget and leave your phone on vibrate and your phone is in your pocket a little to close to the frank and beans. Your phone goes off and you get a "texticle".
by crazy88888888 December 3, 2009
by Buffalo13 August 22, 2009