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Texticals are text induced testicals.

ie. 8====D
the 8 in this case is the texticals.
*Guy: 8====D
*Girl: I hope that isn't to scale.
*Guy: It is hard to make big texticals.
by Caleb the Textical Guru July 20, 2010
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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as getting a text while your phone is on your testicals
i just got a textical
by TJ and Jake williams May 16, 2010
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A set of text messages with no purpose other than to amuse or create new texts.
I got a mad set of texticals from my buddy!
by GusJoe February 05, 2010
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The faux testicals of someone who acts tough over text messages, but is actually sweet as pie over the phone or in person. They say things they would NEVER say using their voice, but have no problem saying over text messages.
Via text
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Textical: "Dude you're a total bitch and you know that I could kick your ass any day of the week"
Guy: "Ooooh look at the texticals on you!"

Via phone
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Textical: "Dude, I really don't like the way you treated me the other day and I would appreciate it if you could stop"
Guy: "What happened to all that shit you were talking via text? Where are your texticals now?"
by Nexiusus June 03, 2010
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The suggested size of someone's penis, usually mentioned in IMs.
"lol, he's such a dork, but he's got huge texticals"
by t0xxic September 07, 2007
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