texting Girl: Oh OH!!!
texting GUY: AGH IM CUMMING

(GUY starts texterbating in real life)
by ild94 April 05, 2009
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(v) texting your own self dirty messages that get you off.
Friend: who are you texting?

You: myself, for texterbating later when I'm drunk... you know? texterbate.
by SAE Poncho June 13, 2010
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When someone texts you at an ungodly hour with a provocative or friendly text. There is the high possibility, that they are masterbating to your texts. This includes long pauses between texts when you are perplexed that they respond so slowly.
Last night Bubba sent me a texterbate at like 11:30 pm, just to say hey. What an idiot.
by really99 May 13, 2014
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