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When someone sends you a text, and you fail to have any interest in encouraging a long 'text' conversation.
Person 1: hey, I've had the worst week ever... I'm about to flip my shit. Uggghhhhhhh... anyways, what's going on with you?
Person 2: nada.
Person 1: oh.... well, did you here about Mark and I.
Person 2: nope.
Person 1: We got into a huge fight a couple days ago ... he started going on and on about some stupid shit I couldn't even follow. Plus he was drunk, and all like 'why are you such a bitch' and blah blah.... and I was all like 'why are you such an asshole'.... and it went like that for an hour. so I just told him to get bent and bounced."
Person 2: oh, that sucks.
Person 1: yeah.... well, shit happens... right. what's wrong with you, is everything ok?
Person 2: I'm fine... guess I just have textapathy.
Person 2: nada.
Person 1: oh.... well, did you here about Mark and I.
Person 2: nope.
Person 1: We got into a huge fight a couple days ago ... he started going on and on about some stupid shit I couldn't even follow. Plus he was drunk, and all like 'why are you such a bitch' and blah blah.... and I was all like 'why are you such an asshole'.... and it went like that for an hour. so I just told him to get bent and bounced."
Person 2: oh, that sucks.
Person 1: yeah.... well, shit happens... right. what's wrong with you, is everything ok?
Person 2: I'm fine... guess I just have textapathy.
by udftw January 17, 2009
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009