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A bowel movement that has the consistency and color of crude oil.
"Hey guys, I wouldn't go in the bathroom for a while. I just stained the bowl with a serious bout of Texas tea.
by Hogmaster October 04, 2008
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A term referring to oil. This term could especially refer to oil directly from the state of Texas.
"This name comes from the themesong to the Beverly Hillbillies."
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by Dave September 30, 2004
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Another definition of Texas Tea is the spit produced from a smokeless tobacco user.
A spittoon contains texas tea
by J. Merriam October 17, 2007
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Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket but after shitting in her pussy, you piss in her pussy then fuck her. Causes a liquid that looks somewhat like tea.
Dude, I gave that bitch a Alabama Hot Pocket, but then she wanted some Texas Tea.

I wanted to give her a Cleveland Steamer but she was thirsty for some Texas Tea.
by wikifreak September 07, 2014
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When you're fucking a chick with diarrhea in the ass while she's shitting
i texas tea'd a girl and she shit on my cock
by Crispy42081 September 14, 2008
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