Texas tea

Unrefined crude oil, the black stuff that comes out of the ground.

Made famous by the old sixties TV show, "The Beverly Hillbillies." The theme song goes:

Gonna tell you a story 'bout a man named Jed / poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed/ then one day he was shootin' up some food/ and up from the ground come bubblin' crude/ oil that is, black gold, Texas Tea."

by Dr. A July 6, 2004

Texas Tea

The spit in a bottle from a smokeless tobacco user like Copenhagen.

Hey Ashley, you want some of my Texas Tea? It's minty!

by Gingerbro April 23, 2015

Texas tea

A bowel movement that has the consistency and color of crude oil.

"Hey guys, I wouldn't go in the bathroom for a while. I just stained the bowl with a serious bout of Texas tea.

by Hogmaster October 4, 2008

Texas Tea

A term referring to oil. This term could especially refer to oil directly from the state of Texas.

"This name comes from the themesong to the Beverly Hillbillies."
-me

by Dave September 30, 2004

Texas Tea

Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket but after shitting in her pussy, you piss in her pussy then fuck her. Causes a liquid that looks somewhat like tea.

Dude, I gave that bitch a Alabama Hot Pocket, but then she wanted some Texas Tea.

I wanted to give her a Cleveland Steamer but she was thirsty for some Texas Tea.

by wikifreak September 7, 2014

Texas Tea Sweetener

A nickname for sugar. Coined by one Homer Simpson. Based off of the common nickname for oil, Texas Tea.

see also White Gold

Homer (after finding a lot of sugar): "We hit the jackpot here...white gold...Texas Tea Sweetener!"

by JMan Rickle May 11, 2009

Texas Tea Bag

The process of putting your sweaty nutsac on the forehead of passed out buddy, or your girlfriend.

I just got back from the gym, so I gave Billy a Texas Teabag while he was passed out on the couch.

by Hans and Mike July 25, 2003