Urban Dictionary: texas tea

Hey Ashley, you want some of my Texas Tea? It's minty!

by Gingerbro April 22, 2015

"Hey guys, I wouldn't go in the bathroom for a while. I just stained the bowl with a serious bout of Texas tea.

by Hogmaster October 04, 2008

A term referring to oil. This term could especially refer to oil directly from the state of Texas.

"This name comes from the themesong to the Beverly Hillbillies."
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by Dave September 30, 2004

Another definition of Texas Tea is the spit produced from a smokeless tobacco user.

A spittoon contains texas tea

by J. Merriam October 17, 2007

Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket but after shitting in her pussy, you piss in her pussy then fuck her. Causes a liquid that looks somewhat like tea.

Dude, I gave that bitch a Alabama Hot Pocket, but then she wanted some Texas Tea.

I wanted to give her a Cleveland Steamer but she was thirsty for some Texas Tea.

by wikifreak September 07, 2014

When you're fucking a chick with diarrhea in the ass while she's shitting

by Crispy42081 September 14, 2008