by Jeff December 21, 2004
The place to go when you are underage and need to buy cigarettes, dip, cigars, or any other smoking paraphernalia. Many Texacos don't even card underage kids.
by yannidepp February 28, 2011
One of the best gas stations around. Provide quick service with a pretty low cost. Best selection of candy available.
R: It's too bad that the Texaco near me got turned into a Shell.
B: Yeah, that's too bad. It's also too bad that you judge a gas station by its candy selection.
B: Yeah, that's too bad. It's also too bad that you judge a gas station by its candy selection.
by Rodney Basil May 31, 2004
the urge to take a poop, so badly that you think that there is an excellent chance that you will have to drop a deuce in your pants.
by valdimirjones July 16, 2008
After having sex in a car or at a rest stop, then being forced to wash your privates in the sink of a gas station bathroom.
I walked in to the bathroom and caught an old lady giving herself a Texaco Cleanse right by the liquid soap.
by Glenny Glen Glen April 07, 2010
Dude, you seriously ate a Texaco Tubesteak? Let me know if you want to go to the emergency room to get your stomach pumped.
by King of roller dogz June 15, 2009
by Manfred Nuggets October 10, 2009