s/he's a real tetrosexual at parties

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Jose: I sexually identify as a Tetrosexual.
Pam: Oh, well I'm an Aquarius. What's a Tetrosexual though?
Jose: Search it up ;)