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testo-pesto. n.

1. Another term for semen. 2. Herbacious, yet delicious semen. 3. Green semen.
I tried to hold it in as she ran her tongue over the tip of my dick, but I couldn't resist squirting my testopesto all over her face.
by ConformOrElse December 26, 2013
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
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