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Waving your arms around and talking total bollocks. Ideal for use when managers/advertising types/tv producers start spiralling out of control.
Stop testiculating and give me a straight answer, if you can.
by Martin Peake May 24, 2005
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Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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To 'testiculate' is to thrust your groin whilst dancing.
Oh dear, there's no way in hell Joel's gonna get that girl. She seems mightily put off by his by his testiculating.
by McKECHN13 March 12, 2010
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To emphasize one's words or actions by dramatically brandishing one's testicles in an animated fashion.
Phillip was frantically testiculating to the rest of the nudist colony, who did not see the honey badger slowly approach them from behind.
by Gustavo Jnr the 16th May 30, 2018
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