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Another name for the supermarket giant Tesco
Just been to testickles to buy some gin
by L.t.d. February 26, 2020
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Adj:

1. Playful game in which a person named Tes is tickled.

2. The sexual act of gently stroking the testicles in order to produce a favourable outcome for the male in question. Overuse of this practice has led to an increased incidence of blueballs according to the North American Medical Journal.
Henry: Darling would you please perform some testickles on me?
Florence: Of course dear, just let me shave my knuckles first.
by Superlicks February 09, 2010
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Bob: Dude, my girlfriend dumped me yesterday. I gotta go to my neighbourhood testickle to get me a new one.

Bill: Oh I have a spare you can use. They had a "buy two for the price of one" offer going when Gina left me.

Bob: Sweet!
by KickItYEAH May 05, 2011
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when you cum in the toilet bowl so hard the water splashes back up at you and hits your balls
guy 1: how was your righty handy time
guy 2: awful i came so hard i had a testickle
by Connor S April 10, 2021
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