The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.
1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"
2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"
2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"
by MosDef May 25, 2020
If playing an online game and wonder if you lag, you start climbing up a ladder in the game, to see if you make it to the top or if you just keep on jumping from on top to on bottom.
Gamer#1: "Dude! I so shot that guy in the face, and it took him freakin' three second to die! Bajingless!"
Gamer#1's Online Buddy:"Do The Ladder Test. I see one right over there."
Gamer#1's Online Buddy:"Do The Ladder Test. I see one right over there."
by TurnOnLamp September 23, 2010
The definition of the Lebowski test.
When you meet someone you don't know at a party/gathering/wedding etc and they start with the small talk, ask them one question. "So you ever seen the big Lebowski" if they say yes, and say the movie sucked, politely thank them and walk away knowing the person has no sense of humour or taste in movies , and that you don't want anything to do with said person. I they say its awesome, then you have endless things to talk about.
When you meet someone you don't know at a party/gathering/wedding etc and they start with the small talk, ask them one question. "So you ever seen the big Lebowski" if they say yes, and say the movie sucked, politely thank them and walk away knowing the person has no sense of humour or taste in movies , and that you don't want anything to do with said person. I they say its awesome, then you have endless things to talk about.
The definition of the Lebowski test.
Person A: Hey man, some party huh.
Person B: Yeah, great party.
Person A: So you ever seen the big lebowski?
Person B: Yeah, what a piece of shit right? I dont get why people like that movie.
Person A: Sure sure, so have a good night, i gotta go. (Failed lebowski test)
Person A: Hey man, some party huh.
Person B: Yeah, great party.
Person A: So you ever seen the big lebowski?
Person B: Yeah, what a piece of shit right? I dont get why people like that movie.
Person A: Sure sure, so have a good night, i gotta go. (Failed lebowski test)
by ThatsElduderino April 22, 2021
When you watch the first episode of a tv series and decide whether or not to proceed with watching the rest of it.
by cockran April 04, 2019
When a girl asks a guy to buy her plan B even though she does not want it just to see if the guy would be willing to buy it.
by Spicy123 April 21, 2021