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a really cocky beautiful young boy who can equally please a man or a women with his mouth penis or anus his farts smell like roses and his seamen taste like vanilla cake
yo did you see that kid walking down the street he was totally tesmer
by jonny the blockman December 25, 2008
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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