A crazy bearded rednecked American with an arsonal that rivals the navy. The terryjoe usually has atleast ten cars in his yard and his favorite animal is the pit bull. He wears work boots with his shorts and makes sure his beard is always brushed to perfection.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.