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The leading cause for waking loss of wood... at night... in bed. Considered a form of erectile dysfunction triggered by night terrors or a rather unsexy dream experience.
Termitemares directly counteract morning wood.
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Termitemares directly counteract morning wood.
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His vivid termitemares of Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day (already a noted anti-disiac, 2 girls 1 cup, and Michele Bachmann with a corndog at the 2011 Iowa State Fair made it impossible for him to maintain an erection upon waking.
by jimseng August 30, 2011
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020