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My boss was so excited about the new project idea I think he was getting tensor.
When dogs stretch they get tensor.
When dogs stretch they get tensor.
by Heywood Jablowmi October 08, 2003
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Tim: hey buddy... I hear you've hit on hard times and have had to start stretching your money as far as it can go!
Bob: It's true... my five's exhausted, and my tensor!
Bob: It's true... my five's exhausted, and my tensor!
by bn February 04, 2004
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It's quite simple really; A tensor is a tensor. The concept of tensors has its origin in the development of differential geometry by Gauss, Riemann, the Acapella Science community, and Christoffel. In the modern day, tensors have been fundamental to the development of general relativity, quantum mechanics, machine learning, and linear transformations. They may also be revered as holy, and are commonly deified in a style reminiscent of ancient Pythagoreanism.
Physics Professor: "Class, what is a tensor?"
The Only Student Paying Attention: "A tensor, of course!"
"If it transforms like a tensor and screams like a tensor, it's a tensor." -Prox
The Only Student Paying Attention: "A tensor, of course!"
"If it transforms like a tensor and screams like a tensor, it's a tensor." -Prox
by Jellicle Caesar May 19, 2020