by eman9921 March 28, 2011
porco Tensing, is a meme exclamation, originated from the video "Pingu sottotitolato (di nuovo)" where a portion from a Pingu episode is subtitled in italian. Being Pingu language Gibberish the subtitles are obviously fake, and made funny
Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.
Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.
by Dakota264 April 10, 2020
1. A verb tense expressing epicness
2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale
3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing
2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale
3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing
"No problems, my friend. It shall be done."
"Don't you mean it wil-"
"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."
"Don't you mean it wil-"
"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."
by RexR August 06, 2008
Erlend: sorry I couldn't join you guys yesterday. I had to rehearse for a TenSing musical.
Fredrik: really? Because we had eyes on you and a very cute blonde at Laundromat...
Erlend: folds all right, I was at a Tinder date.
Everybody: hahahaha
Fredrik: really? Because we had eyes on you and a very cute blonde at Laundromat...
Erlend: folds all right, I was at a Tinder date.
Everybody: hahahaha
by DJHellduck April 14, 2016
when two people are making out but not having sex and both people tense their hips, pushing their sex organs very tightly together
by JFwolves June 07, 2012
by Wh0r3 October 11, 2003
The tense that employs and combines the present, past, future, present perfect into one tense.
This tense was very popular during the 1950's and 60's.
This tense was very popular during the 1950's and 60's.
John: "Hey Marquis what are you doing after school today?"
Marquis: "I is will have done going to complete my thesis on electron migration throughout the subatomic nuclei"
John: "Thats swell Marquis, I sure do hope you finish on time."
Marquis: " I is will be going to have fina done it on time or Miss. Madison sure is going to be mad with me."
John: "Golly Marquis you sure are one responsible chap. I like the way you use that darn black tense."
Marquis: "I is will have done going to complete my thesis on electron migration throughout the subatomic nuclei"
John: "Thats swell Marquis, I sure do hope you finish on time."
Marquis: " I is will be going to have fina done it on time or Miss. Madison sure is going to be mad with me."
John: "Golly Marquis you sure are one responsible chap. I like the way you use that darn black tense."
by John Mc'Cain February 05, 2009