A Game often played by middle school boys. where they hold hands and slap each other's hand the winner is the guy who either doesn't say ow or who's hand is the least reddest

A sport played with a hand from each of 2 people. The 2 people take turns slapping each others hand. There are many variations to this.

Sexual intercourse, which is usually used based on how well the sex was executed.

This is a sport in which primarily gay/transsexual males take it upon themselves to play with balls. This sport is worldly renown for it's casual, laid-back style of play. Almost anyone can pick up a racket and master the 'art' of tennis, it's really nothing of a challenge. Most players actually (after match), whether they won or lost, will proceed to have sexual intercourse rigorously until one of partners collapses of exhaustion. Simply put, it is essentially a big joke.

The sport in which nobody can beat Sasha Yodashkin.

This is basically just ping-pong
and the players are standing on the table.

A sport for gay males or pussy females, often mistaken for a real sport by the people who participate in it. People that play it think it's difficult but they've never played football, wrestled, did swimming/diving, baseball, or any other sport.