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Gains earned from an investment. The term is usually used by amateur investors day trading on Robinhood.
I'm going to wait until MU hits $60 and collect my tendies!
by tendiesaur9000 July 29, 2018
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Tendies, also known as chicken tenders, chicken fingers, chicken strips or chicken fillets, are chicken meat prepared from the pectoralis minor muscles of the animal. These strips of white meat are located on either side of the breastbone, under the breast meat (pectoralis major).
Johnny used 5 good boy points to get ten tendies.
by Kakkuonhyvaa January 28, 2015
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Canadian/Hockey Slang

A hockey goalie , Goaltender -> Tendy
Hey bud heard we got a backup tendy today
by User694208800q June 21, 2020
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Tendie (plural Tendies) (food, colloquial, usually in the plural) A chicken tender. A common unit of measurement used by the Apes of the WallStreetBets Subreddit to determine the number of gains a user has made in the Stonk Market.
Person 1: I heard that xXAsianDr4g0nxX420 cashed out his AMC shares after yesterday's run.
Person 2: Wow he must be swimming in Tendies right now!
by SgtScoots February 25, 2021
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something you can buy with good boy points.

but you could save it to get a fucking car
can i buy some chicken tendies mom

mom says: FUCK NO

KID: AAAAAAAAH
GIVE ME FUCKING TENDIES
by wanna be fun December 10, 2018
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