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The state in which a vagina has been so beat up courtesy of your manhood that it feels like a glove to you, but an awkward mess of stalactites and stalagmites to others.
JT tried getting in on Barry's ex, but her tempurpedic vagina made it feel like banging a lubed up conch shell. Mission aborted.
by Kielbasa Ninja February 20, 2011
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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