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(v) When something is so dumbly stupid you raise your index finger to your temple, with your thumb outstretched, and make a "pgweeeeeuuuw" sound.
Derived from the words 'temple' and 'pistol', this word appears to have first originated among software engineers in Cape Town, South Africa.
Derived from the words 'temple' and 'pistol', this word appears to have first originated among software engineers in Cape Town, South Africa.
When he sees this I'm sure he will tempistol himself.
You must be having a rough day, you've been tempistoling yourself all day.
She tempistolled herself. Turned. And walked away.
You must be having a rough day, you've been tempistoling yourself all day.
She tempistolled herself. Turned. And walked away.
by The Wald September 18, 2013
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018